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I had the most terminally online dream last night.

In my dream, I was explaining to my mom what shipping is, and the example I decided to use was "like, some people think Goncharov should be together with Andrey instead of Katya."

Yes. Some people indeed think so about Goncharov. The titular character of the 1973 mafia epic. You know, the film that's beloved by generations of fans and that my mom would certainly have seen. Yes yes.

please send help

cowboy rp

fell cock first on a cactuce

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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.