Ten Years Of Fighting And When Shit Hits The Fan Tumblr Instantly Has Reddit's Back. The Greatest Enemies

My girlfriend got the philosopher's kidney stone, turns my cum into gold :D

She Visita my Interiora Terrae until she Rectificando Invenies my Occultum Lapidem

They are studying us in petri dishes

Now that Yoshida is committed to helping Denji acquire a girlfriend, when are we gonna see Denji ask Yoshida for kissing lessons

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

if i was an anchorman id be like more news at seven. i love you

my girlfriend keeps forgetting to check under the covers before flopping on the bed

Excited for this outcome. Especially because Tumblr is so English-centric, even though a lot of people are not native speakers.

As always, reblog for a bigger sample size.

Put the actual language you write in in the tags!

“If she’s your girl then why she-” we’re polyamorous. she’s our girl. kiss me bro

radiohead when videofeet walks in

future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"