This Baby Remained Under The Rubble For Six Hours. Read It Again. By Some Miracle, He Survived And He

pooping isnt funny....

Fuck yourself asshole

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

the sun ☀️ & the moon 🌕

Excited for this outcome. Especially because Tumblr is so English-centric, even though a lot of people are not native speakers.

As always, reblog for a bigger sample size.

Put the actual language you write in in the tags!

This is a permanent bags under eyes kinda post

Like & share if you have permanent bags under your eyes!!!

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

foreplay where you threaten to kill him in his sleep and he says "sure" while parting your legs