These Stupid Feds Don't Even Know Where The US Is Located 😭

straight up you're not blogging unless your butt naked leaned back in a chair smoking a badly rolled blunt and the ash is falling onto your bare chest and it hurts and it hurts and it hurts

Overly Honest Methods in science.

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

tulips & the moon drawing studies

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my shop

They call me creepy on account of I. I um. I’m pasta.

its alright man standup is hard dont be nervous

HELPPPPPPPPPP

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

knuckle tattoos that say BOYP USSY

[skates in on a skateboard thats on fire while wearing sunglasses] hello girl. i have adhd inattentive type