Latest Posts by ashdotjpeg - Page 4
steamspunk!
the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.
Moutain dew review
⭐/5
Fuck my stupid dick
If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.
cowboy rp
fell cock first on a cactuce
putting the trans in transformers
We find it extremely funny how apparently the way Transformers writers solved the weird discrepancy between how many male and female Cybertronians there are was to just go. "Hey, they're an asexual species anyways. What if they're all born with masc-leaning presentation, but once they came in contact with aliens that have sexual dimorphism, some of them were like 'Yoooooo girl is an option?????' and started going by she." So every femformer is canonically a trans girl now.
trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer
OMG ICE SPICE???
sir. permission to squeak freely?
Philomena CUNT
anyone else hope that when they have someone over for the first time they look at all your books and go “wow you have great taste in books this is my favorite” but no one ever does
Roaming chess gangs
This is a permanent bags under eyes kinda post
Like & share if you have permanent bags under your eyes!!!
I feel like I’m circling an idea with this meme but idk if I actually landed it.
knuckle tattoos that say BOYP USSY
literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf
if i was in a room and had a gun with infinite bullets i would sign my name on the wall in bullets
dick around tbh
literally i think it is so funny when i meet someone who was raised by liberal parents in a non religious household like i love you but what on earth did you do as a kid
this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
straight up you're not blogging unless your butt naked leaned back in a chair smoking a badly rolled blunt and the ash is falling onto your bare chest and it hurts and it hurts and it hurts
Excited for this outcome. Especially because Tumblr is so English-centric, even though a lot of people are not native speakers.
As always, reblog for a bigger sample size.
Put the actual language you write in in the tags!
foreplay where you threaten to kill him in his sleep and he says "sure" while parting your legs
[skates in on a skateboard thats on fire while wearing sunglasses] hello girl. i have adhd inattentive type
really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.
t&t (trans friendship)
tvst (trans enemies)
t4t (romantic)
she’s heavy
when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.