ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Confession:

I used to think Jerma was a Tumblr hoax. Like Goncharov 1973. I don't know why. But yeah. I didn't think he was real! Honestly, still not sure if I believe he exists...

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

Roaming chess gangs

John Waterhouse

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up