Joker Arthur Fleck - Blog Posts
Where is my fucking clown man, I'm still waiting
sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.
THIS IS THE ANIMATION WE NEEDED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 😫💕💕💕
Bro if he looked at me like THAT
Instant internal death 😭💗
You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
Couldn't agree more. I just - can't see Joaquin!Joker having a romantic interest? And even less a Harley Quinn?
I've been thinking if there's a second part of Joker movie ... I don't want to watch him having sex with anyone or in a romantic relationship ...
And definitely not with Margot Robbie, I'm sorry but this actress isn't at the level of performance of Joaquin Phoenix ....
Actresses with his acting level could be Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Reneé Zelwever, Charlize Theron ... I don't think any of these actresses wants to perform Harley quinn's rol ...
Besides, Joker doesn't seem like a movie that should be have romantic moments, at least Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.
Anyway sadly, is not up to me to make decisions about the movie. But that's how I feel about it.
I want this as a neon sign in my room ❤❤
Knock. Knock.
I love everything about this
Oh my God 💕💕
The first pic tho 😭😭
👀👀❤
Oooo Arthur/joker alphabet please!
a/n: ask and you shall receive :)
warnings: smut, obviously, and adult themes/content. Also it’s a lot of work to do both so I’ll be doing joker :) and let’s hope my irl friends who follow me on here don’t see this akznanzba
Keep reading
This
THIS MUST BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FANART PIECES
art credit: sh291kuzu @ twitter
Me with Arthur Fleck/Joker right now 🥺💓
Reblog if you go to fictional characters for comfort.
Whether it be when you feel you don’t belong, when you feel upset, when you’re angry, when you’re going through a hard time or when you’re feeling empty. (Social Experiment: I want to see how many people do this)
You can't tell me these aren't canon
NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵
he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)
he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.
speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.
he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.
@arthurfleckcentral ily
Don't break my heart like this 😭💓
野良ごじら@KuchuFishing
BRO DON'T FCKN DO THIS TO ME
IMMA BE AT WORK SOON I NEED TO CONCENTRATE
Time to think about Arthur all day at work♥️🤪
The entirety of posts about Joker on this website summed up
arthur “beatmameatinmamomsbed” fleck
Call me glutton
Cause I'd take both
Enough said
Not gonna lie - that's a pretty good motivator!
Looking for motivation while I go to work like :
(Not even kidding)
OML I NEEDED THIS
My heart is melting 💕😭
Do You Feel Beautiful Now?: Arthur x Reader
Hellloo, and thank you for reading! This is my very first fanfic EVER so I really hope you enjoy!! It’s a soft and romantic piece where Arthur comforts the reader after she’s gained a bit of weight and helps her feel better about herself. Also, NSFW!
Pairing: Arthur x Reader
Warnings: Weight gain, body insecurity, slight eating disorder references, talks of skipping meals, etc
You looked in the mirror and sighed. There’s no way this was happening. You had been trying so hard to prevent it, yet here it was. You squeezed the extra fat on your hip that you know wasn’t there yesterday. Holding your breath and hoping for the best, you stepped onto the scale. Your heart sank. 165 lbs. That was 5 lbs heavier than you were two days ago. You yelped quietly and felt your heart sink in your chest. You had been trying so hard, too. Slowly eating less over the last few days, but just enough for Arthur to not notice… Arthur.
Your mind automatically flashed to your boyfriend. His beautiful smile, his thick curly hair, his electric green eyes… His eyes… What they would think when they saw you now? You did everything you could at that moment to hold back your tears, but it was futile. What would he think of you? You couldn’t prevent the thoughts racing through your mind, the sinking feeling in your chest. Maybe Arthur deserved someone more beautiful, someone who looked more like the girls on TV. He deserved the entire world, and surely you weren’t it. Not now, anyways. You quickly brought your hand up to your mouth and sobbed loudly, the tears flowing freely now. Arthur was so perfect, the best thing to ever happen to you. He was kind, and soft, and always truly saw you. He was everything to you. You were always a bit on the chubby side, even when you started dating. But Arthur never seemed to mind, or if he did, he didn’t say anything. You had seen it in other men you had dated before. The occasional disapproving stare at your tummy, the occasional remark about your face filling out, but Arthur… Arthur had never given your appearance so much as a hint of dislike. He was always seemed to love every inch of you. You felt yourself getting dizzy as you wondered if this was all about to change…
Weiterlesen
their smirks should be ILLEGAL 😩
#THAT SMIRK™
I feel like Arthur would be a really good father
- he has experience in caring for another person because of Penny. He seemed to be gentle with her, and even when he got upset after finding out Wayne might be his father, he quickly managed to calm himself down. That’s something that would be really useful when parenting
- he said “they were just kids” after a group of young people attacked him and left massive bruises on his back. He understands young people are immature and do stupid things, and he didn’t seem to hold a grudge. All kids will hurt their parents at some point, its inevitable, but it’s important that the parent can forgive it and guide their way. I think Arthur would be capable of doing that
- he seems to like kids and he’s really good at entertaining them. The way he made the kid on the bus laugh, his little magic performance for Bruce and the “if you’re happy if you know it...” performance at a children’s hospital prove that
- although Gary isn’t a child, I still felt like Arthur’s (wicked) gentleness towards him was a little bit parental. The way he jump scared him just for giggles’ sake made me think that he’d love pranking his kid once they’re a teenager
- I also noticed he let go of Alfred at the gate once he saw Bruce was watching. This combined with the earlier mentioned “they were just kids” made me think that he has strong morals when it comes to kids? Idk how to explain
- one of the major things he’s upset about is how people lack empathy and are assholes to one another. That’s why I feel like it’d be important for him to raise a kind child and teach them the importance of helping others
Feel free to add more!
AMAZING. Loving these! 💕
If u save, like or reblog please ❤❤
Our 10 Commandments
just another day in the certified clowns ™ discord group
@gofleckyourself @synthwavegoodbye @jokerrang @honking4joker @heroesaredumb @theawkwardarchaeopteryx @artyfleck
Ngl I do this sonetimes and it really helps
❌ Saying "I'm so stupid" when you make a mistake: Incorrect. Doesn't encourage self-forgiveness and future growth.
✔ Saying "Arthur Fleck would still love me" when you make a mistake: Correct. Encourages self-forgiveness and future growth. Makes you think of Arthur Fleck.
Nice! The texture is really a nice touch
commission for @krinkleklown! arturo bathroom dance
reminder commissions are still open!!
This is not even exaggwrated lmao
someone: can I see your phone real quick?
me: yeaH JUST A SEC-
So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident
Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?
Arthur:
- So, so shy.
- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).
- But it comes off as a morbid, joke
- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry
- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.
- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.
- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time
- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body
- Which comes off as awkward
- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”
- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.
Joker:
🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.
🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.
🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum
🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.
🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.
🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.
🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.
come join the Certified Clowns™ discord server
https://discord.gg/ceKMcG all we have, are bruh moments.
@beedingtears @lovesickkloxx @idont-mind @theawkwardarchaeopteryx @mrimajoker @pinksprouty144 @jokerrang
Imagine you have to be resurrected. As you are being brought back to conciousness, you feel a pressure on your chest. It's not someone doing CPR. It is Arthur/Joker pelvic thrusting you back to life.
You have been saved.
The predicament of defending your love or protecting your status & credibility lmao
my mom after watching joker: I can’t believe some people think he’s hot, so weird
me, sweating: uh;;;; y-yeah... that’s-uh- crazy;;;; totally weird,,,,,, hahHahaHaa.....
How about an official poll to change every "knock knock" joke into a "honk honk" joke
Guys I made a Discord account just for this and I don't regret ANYTHING
Okay so
The Joker fandom means a lot to me now, it has helped me make new friends so I thought maybe I’d make a discord server since Tumblr does not have a group chat feature? It could be Joaquin Phoenix in general or purely about Joker? I think it’d be cool and we could have movie nights and stuff so yup. I just want everyone’s thoughts and opinions about it.