Couldn't Agree More. I Just - Can't See Joaquin!Joker Having A Romantic Interest? And Even Less A Harley

Sometimes when I have an idea I look it up online and see someone else had it already and I'm like - how dare u steal this before I had it u time traveller? And I'm so disappointed

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

Same here. Since I was a kid I imagined my favs to get happier and more confident. It's really heartwarming.

I nearly cried at work today so I went out back, shut my eyes and thought of how strong, kind and good Arthur is. I thought of Joker and his smile and the following mental images and daydreams from those thoughts kept me from crying. If Arthur can make it through a day, so can I. I hope he’d be proud of me.

Arthur Fleck / Joker : *Exist*

Us :

This I second and third!

I have a headcannon that this Joker doesnt tolerate women or children being harrassed or abused. Anyone being harrassed for that matter.

If Joker saw a man telling a woman to acknowledge him, or to smile at him, Joker would warn the man to back the fuck off. If the man didn't, Joker casually shoots the guy.

If any blood gets on the girl, he'd offer his handkerchief to her.

If Joker sees a trans person being beaten, he doesn't even bother to threaten. He shoots the assailants without question.

Anyways, I just really love this idea of Joker being a vigilante of justice against sexual harrassment of any kind. 💜💜💜

BATMAN VILLIANS - Where Do They Like Being Kissed?

Ft. Deathstroke, Harley Quinn, Black Mask, Penguin, & Joker

DEATHSTROKE

He’s a very private man, so he’s not the biggest fan of affection, but he’s not going to deny your love for him either.

But knowing that it’s just you and him alone together, he’ll let you kiss wherever you like, just go easy on the eye.

Praise this man. He won’t show it, but he truly does appreciate the way you show your affection to him.

Just simple cuddles go a long way with him.

HARLEY QUINN

Please give her multiple kisses on the cheek! She’ll become weak from all the love you’re giving her~~!

She’ll say that its too cheesy for her liking. Don’t stop though

Harley is a very touched staved person, so even the slightest of small affection will have her over the moon.

Love and chrish this woman, please and thank you!

BLACK MASK

Without the mask, he’s all about deep french kisses, tongue and all. No matter what setting your both in.

If he’s got the mask on, then some kisses on the neck wouldn’t hurt. None of those small pecks, you need to go all out. Sloppy kisses and occasional biting are what it’s all about it for him.

If he doesn’t have a small hickey on his neck then you’re doing it wrong

Kiss the top of his hand. It’s a matter of respect and power to him. Especially when in front of his business partners.

OSWALD COBBLEPOT

Also kiss his hand. Again, respect and power. Maybe give some light pecks on each brass ring he has on

You don’t have to go full out for him. He’s not the most affectionate person nor will he pressure you into being affectionate with him.

Just pamper him with light massages on his shoulders and occasional kisses on the cheek, and you’re all good.

JOKER

He won’t deny your kisses for him.

When he’s feeling a little frisky, he’ll accept any kisses you have for him. Full on lips, a little tongue action, butterfly kisses on his neck or chest.

A simple one on the cheek will drive him wild for you.

You can smooch him up all you want, just don’t expect him to do the same...

Arthur Fleck Headcanons

i haven’t written anything in a long time, so please forgive me for my rambling ways of writing. all of my writing has a reader with a larger body type in mind, so apologies if that’s a bother. enjoy? :-)

Weiterlesen

Just introducing y'all to my religion.

there is only one religion and it’s this

First few Inktober drawings!!!

that I've already posted on Instagram

Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.