So Joker Is Basically As Clueless As Arthur, Just More Confident

So Joker is basically as clueless as Arthur, just more confident

Got any flirting hc for Arthur and joker?

Arthur:

- So, so shy.

- When he finally musters the courage to speak to you, he tries to flirt. (See: tries).

- But it comes off as a morbid, joke

- He could see how off put his flirtation made you so he excused himself and left in a hurry

- Arthur does research on flirting. He reads magazines, watches shows. He even writes them down in a new journal.

- He just wants to make sure he gets it right this time.

- Arthur tries so hard to get his flirting right so you won’t be uncomfortable this time

- He approaches you and flirts with you with all the confidence he has in his body

- Which comes off as awkward

- “Did it hurt? When you fell from...*Checks journal* Heaven?”

- You actually giggled this time. Which is what Arthur wanted.

Got Any Flirting Hc For Arthur And Joker?

Joker:

🃏 A cocky, sob, bastard.

🃏 Tells the dirtiest, flirtations to you. Something that Arthur could never do in his lifetime.

🃏 Flirtations he read from a Playboy Magazine and Penthouse Forum

🃏 You like his confidence but Joker was so full of himself most of the time it hurts.

🃏 Would still try flirting with you nonstop. Wherever he saw you, he will flirt with you. Even if it’s the fifth time that day.

🃏 But you listened because it would be rude not to. Even if there were a bunch of strangers watching you weirdly.

🃏 You sometimes giggle because again, he’s so full of himself and his overconfidence is funny to you.

Got Any Flirting Hc For Arthur And Joker?

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WTF why are people like this? This is seriously disgusting.

some of you think hating the fish blog is a personality trait and I’m here to tell you you’re wrong and all your obsessive posts about it “owning” him are boring and clogging up my dash

People talk about Lovecraft being racist like he was an influencial Klansman leader who personally owned about 20 black servants and donated money to the Nazis.

The reality was he was basically scared of the unknown and anything different from his own sheltered white boy culture, which is a pretty frequent theme that comes up in his work. Even most people in the 30s and 40s thought his brand of xenophobia was extreme, partly because it was very literal fear of anything different. The Shadow Over Innsmouth and The Dunwich Horror didn’t exactly discourage mixed-race marriages, for instance.

And then on the other hand, Lovecraft worked hard to break out of that mindset later in life. He really tried to change his way of thinking and even married a Jewish woman. Really, recognizing racism and trying to be less racist in the days before the Civil Rights movement is kind of saying a lot for a historical figure.

EDIT: People are replying to this post like my point was “don’t hate the fact that Lovecraft was racist he did nothing wrong” when the actual point was “no one gives a shit that he was racist because he was a weak-ass pussy and hardly anyone took him seriously, including his own fans”.

Even if he didnt’ change his mindset, the people who enjoy and read his stories today aren’t doing so because of racism. They like grisly, dark, eldritch horrors and some even want to fuck the monsters Lovecraft intended to instill terror and fear. That alone should tell you he failed to make more racism.

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Warnings: I’ll note that there is mentions of Torrettes and murder

Notes: I wasn’t sure what you wanted, but right now I’m having to go back to HC’s just because I’m having a hard time at the moment to I apoligise...I have a family member dying and have had a rough week. I apologise this isn’t the best

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- The world was a cruel cold place. That’s the perspective you had viewed it since you were an innocent child

- Thinking you had nobody else in the world who could understand you; that was until you met him.

- Arthur; sweet soft spoken Arthur. He was the light of your life, always there for you and you were always there for him

- Your condition wasn’t socially known nor accepted by those you came across, but you did understand that it was very intimidating for the world around you, hence the reason for your isolated living

- Arthur understood your outbursts which was caused by Tourette’s; in no way whatsoever was this your fault and he knew it, he could relate. God if anyone could it was Arthur Fleck.

- The man would seem to have your pattern solved; helping you through your attacks as you helped him. You assisted each other through the walk of life.

- Of course he had his own struggles; Arthur’s Pseudobulbar affect, almost a daily issue. But after such rough draining days he comes home and you lay in each other’s arms comforting one another

- When joker comes out, that’s when the coin completely flips- if someone bullies you, looks at you the wrong way or even lays a hand on you, he’ll make sure to teach them a good hard lesson

- Joker will stick up for you in every way possible even if it leads to some blood being spilt, he won’t care one bit

- When you are feeling self conscious about yourself, or the way you are, and the way your condition affects you he’ll make the effort in to make sure you feel good, ravish you wildly and take you where you stand


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Poor Keigo Lmao He’s Trying To Tell Endeavour What’s Happening But Then Deku’s Like “a Reading

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Wish they would include this dubbed in the respective language on the DVDs.

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I loved Joker, but props to SNL for this brilliant sketch! 😂😂😂


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Dude gave me autism and trust issues/ trouble opening up to others and made me easily distracted & I procrastinate a lot

But just imagine how powerful we must've been without those... he feared us. Just think about how strong we must still be?! Incredibly strong.

rb and tag with how god nerfed you. he nerfed me by making me lactose intolerant


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LMAO I legit thought you meant the guy who said "I'm the joker baby" with Jokerman and I was so confused I'm dead

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no


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