Imagine You Have To Be Resurrected. As You Are Being Brought Back To Conciousness, You Feel A Pressure

This is God's server

if u know, u know. 

his pothole ass tastes like salmon, pass it on

@jokerrang @synthwavegoodbye @arthur-x-fleck

LMAO I legit thought you meant the guy who said "I'm the joker baby" with Jokerman and I was so confused I'm dead

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

Laughing at the 2nd one while hurting lmao

joker (2019) + text posts

GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO

I’ll Take It~ Ledger!Joker x Virgin!Reader SMUT

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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledger’s Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenix’s will be P!Joker.

For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.

Warnings: Smut, hair pulling, dirty talking, teasing, blowjob, face fucking, pussy eating, slight knife play, slight edging, sight overstimulation, spanking, mention of auralism, masturbation, virgin reader, vulgar speech/swearing, unprotected sex

Word Count: 5,325 (OOF Didn’t mean for it to get so long ahh)

Request by @nothing-but-a-comedy​: Technically not a request but it was highly suggested! Kinda dedicated to her because she’s one of my favorite tumblrs~ Basically bratty smut with Ledger’s Joker. Shit gets H O T 🤤😍 Also my darling so sorry I did’t finish this earlier!! Even though you said it was fine I still felt bad! So I hope this is good and makes up for the time it took. 

Also, how come there isn’t a lot of Ledger!Joker smut?? I need more of my clown daddy, he was the first Joker I ever saw and he holds a special place in my heart. Fun fact is I used to be terrified of him now all I wanna do is fuck him. Funny. Also the gif…his tongue. I’m dead. This is probably the most intense smut I’ve ever written so I hope you enjoy I really tried on this one 😂

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My Special Angel by Bobby Helms 😊

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Look, brain... you will NEVER break us apart!

me, every night: *acting out a scene in my head where i’m dating my favorite character*

my brain: you’re going a bit far there, don’t you think?

me: *imagining THIS scene* ...anyways

Okay... I didn't expect this raw love for Joker when I got the notification. 😂😳

i’m just here to say that...

that THIS is the sight you’d see while J is absolutely RAWING AND DEMOLISHING YOU IN THESE SHEETS and I’M SORRY BUT WOW I JUST HAD TO SAY IT

Eating You Out~ Ledger Joker x Reader NSFW

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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledger’s Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenix’s will be P!Joker.

For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.

Warnings: Smut, reader receiving oral, dirty talk, praise

Request by @ohsluttershy: “your ledger joker is just too good, you got anything for L!Joker eating you out? i need that shit for science”

Sure thing darling. Since this is a simple request, the headcannons will be a little shorter! I hope they are still good for you!

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