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I been squidward for the longest I can remember lol

That awkward moment when you come up with a new recipeh but you’re in the middle of a battle

Is anyone else pissed off at bitmojis?

I mean the site ‘Bitstrips’ was an awesome sit where you could write comics, make pictures and characters and it was my favorite thing ever! but fuKING SNAPCHAT TOOK IT AWAy from me!!!!!!!

Spending my weekend with this hot little number. #209 #movingvan #fml

FOUR timeshshjshshsj.

throwing up fucking sucks bro🥲

three times in one hour wow.🫠

throwing up fucking sucks bro🥲

throwing up fucking sucks bro🥲

My life has changed ever since I learned the official Greek pluralization for octopus. No, it's not octopuses, or octopi, or even (and this is the one that surface level nerds think is correct) octopodes. ITS POLYPODES.

MULTIPLE FEET. POLYPODES.

I feel ashamed of myself

I just tried to eat rice like spaghetti on autopilot, than the realization hit me and I was on the verge of tears. The strange thing is I haven’t eaten spaghetti in months

Caged

So...The election, alleged Putin resignation and Destiel is canon, huh?.....

MORE LIKE

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Steve: Hail Hydra

The theater:

writes shitty meme-filled trashfic of a popular gay couple: hundreds of reviews, millions of views, everyone loves it

writes carefully-worded serious thematic fic 100K+ words long: 4 reads and 1 review that just says "cool"

Kay, so it's not just me..

I just walked an hour and forty minutes to get home yay

I was tryna take a pic of some girls shoes quick and didn't realize the front cam was on Fml Those were some good shoes tho

When you start making a schedule for your posts and think you the bomb but you got like no followers to see your tidiness

Welcome to my blog! I'm struggling

F U C K

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

Ironic right

Forever alone

Should I be asleep? Yes

Ami gonna sleep? No

Am I gonna instead question my worth and life? Yes, yes I am

Why TF is it so quiet but so loud at the same time. Like there are either 200 tabs open and three different songs playing in my head or it’s dead fucking quiet. I thought l got better but no depression is something I'm stuck with and it fucking sucks cause I could be having l the best day and all of a sudden my Brian will shut down and I'll have a fucking panic attack in a post office

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing