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Dying

Hey all! A nice anon suggested a post a neater list of fandoms at the top of my blog so here it is!

I am a writer with open requests here are the fandoms I write for:

Star Wars

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Dragon age- all games

Mass Effect- all games

Obey Me!

Our Lives: Beginning and Always

Stardew Valley

The Witcher- TV show and wild hunt

Demon Slayer- anime only

BatFamily

The Hunger games

Percy Jackson- all the way through Hammer of Thor.

Haikyu

Vox Machina- cartoon only

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Rules of interaction:

-Please be respectful, I don’t do this regularly so I may be a little slow to respond.

-If you don’t see your fandom you are welcome to send an ask and I will answer

-I am by no means a great writer but I want to do this for fun. Constructive criticism is welcome, but please be kind 😭

-You may ask for headcanons or a short ficlet.

I haven’t seen anyone point out that the Mona Lisa is also a metaphor for the glass onion. Like the majority of people look at the Mona Lisa and think she’s an enigma, they wonder what she’s thinking. They wonder who she was, what she was thinking. They talk about the layers and the complexities of this woman’s smile when in reality she isn’t a mystery at all.

The Mona Lisa was a commission from a wealthy silk merchant who wanted to celebrate the birth of his second son by having a portrait of his wife be painted by that up and coming artist. Like we know exactly who she was, why she’s smiling, we know who she is. But despite this the air of mystery surrounding the Mona Lisa continues because people love her perceived mystery. They love imagining that there are more layers to her than there really was. And it fits so beautifully.

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

I’m making a list of interactions between my 13 yr old sister and her 13 yr old frenemy from theater.

…

Him: I’m such a bad dancer :( I suck.

Her (deciding to be nice today): you don’t suck you just turn wrong. :)

…

Him: I’m a homosexual

Her: suddenly I’m homophobic.

…

Him: lesbian// derogatory

Her an asexual: …

Random third kid: you’re one of them queers?

Her: apparently

…

Him: -waves at her because he saw her in the wild-

Her: -looks over her shoulder for who he could possibly be waving to-

Him: you do this every time! >:(

First time seeing EDI in her new body must've been a big moment...

Finally finished for N7 day ! :''D

As someone who uses fandoms as a coping mechanism, this is unacceptable behavior. You know that when you re blog the op gets a notification. Not everyone wants to get your nsfw fanfic in their notifications. There are safe spaces for creating such content, the reboots of a person post about their own life is not it.

Please use the proper spaces for fandom content. It’s literally so easy to not make unsuspecting people uncomfortable.

some of you are so entrenched in fandom that it’s genuinely damaged the way you even casually interact with others, especially strangers

like i need you to understand how incredibly inappropriate and abnormal it is for your immediate reaction to someone’s personal post to be “i should tag this and make it about my OTPs and headcanons” or “this is a fanfiction prompt”

When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

CPR can be for choking. If you take a class they train you to lower them to the ground and begin compressions if they pass out regardless of if they still have a pulse. And on a pregnant person rather than abdominal thrusts (the heimlich) you would instead place your hands in the middle of their chest from behind, effectively giving them chest compressions from behind.

Updated: 

I no longer wish to write about Harry Potter and Naruto

I am adding Mass Effect 3 and Andromeda

Stardew Valley

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.

If you're still taking writing requests, how about "this is you thinking rationally?" for the Star Wars fandom?

Absolutely. Sweetness 😊 thank you for being my first request.

          The siege is going fine, okay? Maybe their initial push had a higher casualty count then expected, and sure Obi-Wan’s reinforcements weren’t going to come for another several days. But Anakin isn’t worried. He has no reason to be worried, because everything is going fine. “Sir we lost the nineteenth battalion.” Rex reported. Dammit! Okay maybe things weren’t so ‘fine’ after all. In truth the plan was for his invasion force to have taken double as much ground has they have by now. They need to gain control of the valley and surrounding mountains or else Obi-Wan won’t have anywhere to land his ships. Anakin was loosing men to quickly, the droid opposition was heavier than he expected. “Hold position, Rex. We can’t back down now.” Not that they could back down, since the 501st legion was dropped here with no retreat plan. In other words they have no way off the planet. Anakin was wracking his brain to figure out how they were gonna win this. The valley was essentially a basin surrounded by midsize mountains. If certain choke points on the mountain range is held by republic forces they will have a highly defensible position to land the 212th legion and continue their ground assault. But the problem was these choke points were under droid control, which meant that Anakin and his men were sitting ducks fighting up hill. If only he could get the high ground… Anakin ducked behind cover to give himself a moments rest, he was getting tired. And his Padawan was almost certainly more so. “Master, do you have another plan? Because I don’t think this one is working.” Anakin knew Ahsoka was using a snippy tone to disguise her anxiety but Anakin couldn’t help but snap back. “Not unless the coke points move about two clicks behind us!” As soon as the words left his mouth Anakin had an idea. Why can’t he move the choke points them selves further down the mountains? And Anakin had an idea of how to do it. “Rex! Contact Admiral Yularen. Tell him I need four precision bombardments.” “Uhhh… right away sir.” Rex answered hesitantly, and started to retreat back down the mountain to make the call. Ahsoka, on the other hand whirled around with her eyes wider than tea saucers. “What? Are you insane?” She demanded. “Think about it rationally Snips. We can’t move any farther up the mountains, so we’re going to get rid of the rest of the mountain. Ashoka gawked. Her jaw opened and closed rapidly. But Anakin didn’t bother waiting for her to find her words. “Fives, Echo, Hardcase! You boys are with Rex. You’re gonna make a run around the enemy and place beacons for precision strikes three clicks past each choke point.” “Have you told him that, sir?” Echo asked over the blaster fire. “You can tell him.” Anakin answered. “This is ‘rational’ to you?” Anakin grinned at his young Padawan, she had only been assigned to him for a month now she had much to learn. Apparently his winning smile was not enough reassurance for her. Rex was coming back up the hill with a new back pack, which probably had the beacons in them. “Rex, are you sure this is a good idea?” She asked the captain, looking for reassurance.” Rex tossed the back pack to Fives. “ I trust the General.” “That did not answer my question.” Anakin decided to interrupt there. “Rex I need you to go with Fives, Hardcase, and Echo. They’ll fill you in.” Rex saluted and hustled off. 

           The 501st held out for another hour and a half before the bombardment began. Eight republic warships fired with computer precision at each beacon causing a chain reaction in the mountains. The other side of the mountains avalanched taking the choke points with them, creating new choke points behind Anakin’s men. The clones whooped and cheered. Ahsoka still seemed utterly stunned when it worked. Anakin decided to personally commemorate the clones who placed the beacons himself. Rex has earned himself some early shore leave. When Obi-WAN and his reinforcements arrived he looked at the mountains surrounding the valley and frowned. “I thought they’d be taller...” Anakin pretended not to hear him.

Actually since it is a religious story they cast Christian and Jewish actors. The animators made sure the characters looked Egyptian but the actors who played these characters were people who knew the religious significance of the characters they were playing.

*pretends to be shocked*

This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

I’m adding dragon age all games

The Witcher (tv +wild hunt game)

Star Wars (most media types)

Mass effect( 1+2)

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.

1(one) trans-girl zombie idol

This is Lily

She’s confident

She stands up for herself

And her friends respect her

More of this please

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

Let’s gate keep the dragon age fandom.

Now normally I would never encourage this but the transphobia is getting ridiculous.

Y’all see this handsome young man, this is Cremissius Aclassi or Krem. He is dragon ages first confirmed trans character. Now as I search for more Krem content I have noticed a disturbing pattern of fans referring to him as a woman.

NOW THANK FUCK

They aren’t doing this to an actual living trans person, but it is still shitty to erase a trans character and try to take it from the trans fans. So I say we kick em out.

The only criteria for being in the dragon age fandom:

Do you respect trans people?

If you said yes you are in, if not go read some Harry Potter.

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

Um Indiana?

What the FUCK is going on?

Rough draft of a free form poem I’m writing for college

Pink to yellow to blue, 

colors of pride in my eyes and in my heart.

Love of others; freely given,

Love of myself; tentatively kept.

I see others fly their colors without shame, without fear,

I am jealous of their pride, of their love.

For I cannot know,

If I raise my flag will you tear it down.

You insist your love is unconditional,

My meals provided for free, and my room kept clean.

But in the same breath you condemn me unwittingly,

Spewing hatred of people who are just like me.

If I fly my flag will you learn to accept it?

Will you love me with my sinful pride?

Or will you retract the nineteen years of meals and sanctuary.

Will my love be condemned in your eyes just like all the rest.

The risk is too great, I tell myself.

It won’t be fair.

To ask you to change yourself to love me better,

When you have done your best thus far.

No, I will hide my love.

I will find joy in seeing others raise their flags and claim their identity

For if I close my eyes I can pretend it’s me

Loving and being loved unconditionally, under the colors of pride.

nice

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Change.org

Sign the Petition

Justice for Lakeith Smith and A’Donte Washington!

Please sign the petition!!!

Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.

Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.

It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinsey’s patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.

Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.

The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.

North Miami police have not released much information at all. They haven’t released the officer’s name, they haven’t given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.

#CharlesKinsey   #BlackLivesMatter 

#StopPoliceBrutality   #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment

This Pride, don’t forget about us

ID: “This Pride remember to respect all trans people : Trans women who don’t shave with a drawing of a woman whit a yellow and pink beard, trans men who don’t bind, masculine trans women and feminine trans men with a drawing of a trans woman with short pink hair wearing a yellow baseball T-shirt holding hands with a trans man with a yellow crop top and short curly blue hair, fat trans people with the drawing of a fat trans woman with short white hair, dark skin and a pink cropped top, disabled trans people with a drawing of a wheelchair and a walking cane in the color of the trans flag, neurodivergent trans people with the symbol of the autistic community, trans people who are sex worker with a drawing of blue bra and pink underwear, poor trans people who can’t afford transition, trans people who aren’t out yet with a drawing of a closed door, trans people who don’t plan on transitioning, black trans people with a black fist holding a trans flag, and any trans people who isn’t white with multiple hands of different skin tones, muslim trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a hijab in the color of the trans flag, jewish trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a white shirt and a kippah in the color of the trans flag, non binary people even those who don’t identify as trans with the non binary flag, those whose identity you might not understand with the genderfluid flag, the agender flag, the demi gender flag and the genderqueer flag, trans people who don’t pass and don’t want to with a drawing of a trans woman with a beard and dark skin raising her fist, every pronouns with dialog box in which are different sets of pronouns, trans people of every identity with the gay flag, the lesbian flag, the ace flag, the bi flag, the pan flag and the aro flag, every trans person is beautiful and deserving of so much love so don’t forget the T.” End ID

P.S. : can someone tell me if I did the image description right cuz I have no idea

This is awful, and people still insist that black lives matter is an unnecessary movement.

Video shows Maryland cops REPEATEDLY pepper spray 15-year-old honor roll student.

5 ft 105 lbs girl, whose name has not been officially released yet, was brutalized by Hagerstown police after she on her bike was hit by a car, but refused medical assistance. 

Her family’s attorney says that when police arrived, they grabbed the little girl, lifted her hands above her head and slammed her face into a wall.

“They slammed her against a wall, arrested her for refusing treatment, maced her 4 times in the police car while handcuffed, and took her to the police station instead of the hospital.”

She was put in the car, which is when a bystander began filming the incident. The video shows the 15-year-old with her hands handcuffed behind her back kicking at the police car door and later a cop is heard saying: “Put your feet in, or you’re going to get sprayed!” Officer proceeds to pepper spray her a few times. 

The girl can be heard screaming: “I can’t breathe!”

The girl was only taken to hospital when she was released to her parents. 

Three hours after being pepper sprayed she was finally able to wash her eyes.

She is now charged with disorderly conduct, two counts of second-degree assault, possession of marijuana and failure to obey a traffic device.

#BlackLivesMatter    #StopPoliceViolence

#StayWoke

This picture is depicting the destruction of the temple market. Any one who read the story would know that in this scene in the Bible Jesus fucking destroyed that temple.

Men had turned a holy place of worship into a market which had infuriated Jesus, so he took a whip and drove all the evil men out of the temple, destroyed all of their tables and goods that were being sold, scattered their money, and set their animals loose. Jesus fuckin decimated property in this scene.

So it wasn’t flipping over 1 table he destroyed the place, this was actually a catalyst that caused Jesus to get arrested in the first place.

they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.

Just some resources if you need them! Thank you to my friends @dahlialiketheflower, Terrence, @tallykat3, and Quil for assisting! 💜