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People seriously need to stop describing the United States' current political situation to the movie Idiocracy. That isn't a fair comparison at all.

We would be lucky to have a President like Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho right now.

Camacho cared for his constituents, recognized there were serious problems going on, hired the smartest man in the world to fix them instead of ignoring them and deferred to his expertise. And when said smart man won the later Presidential election, Camacho willingly and gladly gave up power, knowing that America would be in good hands.

Compared to the current administration, President Camacho would be a fucking godsend.

i’m actually so tired of being resilient can the world just be a little kinder to me instead

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

The world has become a bit of a maddening place since I joined. But I was also merely the tender age of 16, so perhaps a part of it is just my worldview shifting as I became an adult.

A hell of a lot has happened to this platform specifically, as well. From porn bans to bots to bigot footholds. But I made some pretty nice pals along the way. I wish I'd kept in touch with more of them, but that's kind of been a problem I've had since I was very small; great at making friends, slow at keeping up with them.

A whole decade of social media... It's hard to say what parts I regret and what parts I don't.

Could I have focused more on my academics if I didn't get into social media at all? Considering my ADD and depression, chances looked a bit slim.

If I had somehow managed, would I be in a better place than I am now? Considering the state of both the gaming and animation industries, quite unlikely.

I still don't exactly know where I want to go in life. I've become hesitant to dream of opportunities where things work out, since I've had so many cases where those dreams popped like bubbles. I have fictional worlds for both games and cartoons, but I feel like I have to keep holding onto them so tightly; I want to find a circle where I can discuss them and finally get the creative collaboration I've been yearning for for the past eight years, where I can become part of a team with all this, but I'm terrified of how much these realms have grown to become so anti-story and pro-censorship. I'm terrified of those who would feign friendly acceptance, only to proceed to tear my worlds apart and either demand that it all be made their way, or leave it in such a development/legal stasis that it essentially is killed.

But back to Tumblr.

This truly has been an artists' platform, and even in its greatly deteriorated state, there are still such wonderful creators of all media all over the place.

I shall not leave unless I am forced to. I wish I could stand with you all and hold you tight and feel your love.

The Earth will spin and live on just as she always has. May we all live with her.

Warm Regards,

Max

When your living space is a mess, don’t ever look around and think you should have managed better. Don’t look at the chaos as all the things you should have done. Look around and think, “Look how exhausted I’ve been. I have been saving my energy to save myself and that is right.” And then ask yourself what is one thing you could do that would make you feel more at home in your space–one thing you can manage right now. If that’s fluffing up your pillows, if that’s putting the cups back in the kitchen, if that’s writing a list of fruit you haven’t had in a while and going out to buy it, if it’s picking up your laundry from the floor and putting it on the chair, if it’s wiping the dust off your crystals–that’s enough. Do what would help you now. It’s okay to be tired. It’s okay to be a mess. It’s enough to do what would help and leave the rest.

Having ADHD is like....I have to...work up the energy to watch...a new television show 😩

⛩️ SHRINE MAIDEN WRAPPED ⛩️

This year you...

Grazed 3283 BULLETS ⭕️

Resolved 2 INCIDENTS ☯️

Exterminated 27 YOUKAI 👺

Kissed 12 WOMEN 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Drank 907 cups SAKE 🍶

Timed out 50 SPELL CARDS 🎴

Went to HELL 4 times 🔥

Received ¥1900 DONATIONS 💸

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

As someone who is Bi I can tell you that people who are upset that Bayonetta possibly ended up with Luka is NOT Biphobia

its cause Luka and her don’t have the same chemistry/depth/history she did with Jeanne, I mean it was pretty clear from the getgo that Bayonetta and Jeanne loved each other, Jeanne risked her life multiple times for here hell even straight up DIED for her and Bayonetta went to hell herself all to get her soul back Jeanne knew her since childhood, they live together, in Bayonetta 2 in Luka’s notes he even talks about the the things people do for the one love clearly talking about Bayo/Jeanne

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE OFFICIAL ART

So yeah, if some fans feel upset about that LET THEM cause I feel cheated too

The Rise of Kyoshi

Fanmade introduction.

Animator: Sam Lee Wins

Jianzhu VO: Cole Roberts / Boxboothstudio

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely af.

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This is why I love MagiRevo so damn much.

It breaks so many isekai tropes in unique ways, and the development (and eventual reversal) of Anis's and Euphie's characters is really, really engaging. The fact that Anis is at such a low point here--to the extent that she almost admits to hating herself--is what makes Euphie's reassurance so powerful, and their kiss (GOD, their kiss 💖) is such an immense wave of relief not only to Anis, but to the audience.

There will be haters who always bicker about sapphic/lesbian relationships and kisses being pandering or fanservice-y (and they are always wrong 😌) but THIS is a shining example of how a yuri kiss can be so emotionally-packed AND vitally help the plot.

I wonder why not so many isekais even tackle this topic.

I would take scales over having body hair any day

Please reblog, Im genuinely curious

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

Well, at least I've got unique style

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

Hello fellow yuri appreciator 🐙

Hehehe 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕 Hello! I may not be an expert like yourself, as I mostly stick to mainstream content, but I can say with certainty that I'm easily smitten when it comes to girls falling/being in love with other girls 🥰

Long live yuri!!!

bonjour madamoiselle >:D

Bonsoir, ma chère lesbienne 😌

panicked fruit.

i dont “use” tumblr im just here

白黒兄弟。

White and black brothers

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

Would you smooch a ghost?~

Reblog to give your followers a diamond or feel free to take it for your troubles

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

I think maybe I should start trying to post on here more.

And by post more I mean post at all.

What do you guys think? Should I start existing instead of just lurking endlessly?