I Do Not Condone Giving An Entire School Of Children SQUIPs, But I Like To Imagine This Is What I Would

OOC

Kinda burnt out with the squip rp stuff

Will still do that

Considering expanding my rp horizons and doing a Cosplay rp

Thoughts?

a little baby polar bear summersaults into your askbox, holding a letter in his mouth. he hands the note to you: “I love you. you are a wonderful, loved person, and I hope you have a wonderful day.“

“Why, thank you my furry friend. I appreciate it.”

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

Jeremy is moping because I gave him an “unnecessary lecture.”

If he didn’t want to be lectured, he shouldn’t have said “Did you just kink shame me?” when I told him to stop calling Rich’s SQUIP “A hot mess.”

I know it was a joke, but I draw the line at digital frogs.

Jeremy asked if I was really drinking vodka and I told him it was digital and I can’t get drunk. He asked why I would even drink it, then. I informed him that I do have a personality that just so happens to live aesthetics and drama.

I have determined that my costume will be Lindsay from Destination Wedding because a) Winona Ryder and b) alcohol.

Jeremy asked me to play Despacito for the 50th time and still acted surprised when I shocked him for the 50th time.

Jeremy and Michael just got back from Hereditary.

Two major things happened:

1. When the ad said, “Please turn off all electronic devices,” Jeremy whispered, “Shutdown,” and then turned me back on after it was done. At least he has some decency and courtesy for others. Even if it was a bit annoying.

2. I do wish that he left me on. I could have warned them of any jumpscares that were coming, as well as disturbing scenes. They were both shaking and kept trying to convince me to let them burn sage when they got home. After reviewing what they actually saw, I must say that it’s pretty intriguing and does get my approval. 

Just be aware that it does have intense sequences and really disturbing content.

JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME YOU WILL NOT BE USED FOR THE RITUAL SINCE YOU ARE NOT CONNECTED TO ANY OCCULTISTS AND DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Michael is going to be Heather Chandler since he wears red much better.

They’ve now ganged up and are trying to get me to change my costume to Veronica Sawyer. I told them that JD would be more accurate, but they want Veronica.

I haven’t decided wether or not I’m going to actually flatter them and do it or keep my Lindsay outfit.

They informed me that my whiskey and sprite comment was similar to a vine and I wish the vodka bottle was real so I could splash them in their faces