Jeremy Asked Me To Play Despacito For The 50th Time And Still Acted Surprised When I Shocked Him For

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

The phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged me in this so I’ll be doing it: post 10 gifs from your 10 favorite movies and tag some people (not in order and most definitely not all of them)

Tagging: @antiarchangel @whatshehassaid @1-love-pencils @blackroselovesyou and anyone who wants to! Tag me in your things I wanna see what movies you like!

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.

- SCREAM (1996), dir. Wes Craven - VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN (2015), dir. Paul McGuigan - FRIGHT NIGHT (1985), dir. Tom Holland - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE (1985), dir. Jack Sholder - NEAR DARK (1987), dir. Kathryn Bigelow - THE COVENANT (2006), dir. Renny Harlin - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994), dir. Neil Jordan - SOCIETY (1989), dir. Brian Yuzna - THE HITCHER (1986), Robert Harmon - THE LOST BOYS (1987), dir. Joel Schumacher

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.

The best part of watching Jeremy interact with Christine is the fact that his thoughts literally stop whenever she’s around.

As in, I basically have to help him think because he can’t.