Jeremy Complained To Me That I Shock Him Too Much. I Informed Him That’s Because He Never Listens To

Someone in the band: *sneezes*

Brian: Remember January 14 1972 when I told you to bring a jacket

That was... Interesting.

Getting drunk doesn’t bode well for SQUIPs. Just an FYI.

@uselesstwinkharker​ saw this and thought of u :3

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

Jeremy wants me to know that the next milestone is 500 followers.

No. No, it isn’t.

I’m celebrating every 100 followers I get.

Because I can.

MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!

Things that Michael and Jeremy have said that make me want to slap both of them

An incomplete list:

“It’s 420 somewhere”

“I’m not a useless furry. I’m just a furry that happens to be useless.”

“You have neither the authority nor the electricity to stop me from masturbating.”

“Buckaroo Bonzai would kick Han Solo’s ass but Tim Curry would ultimately win.” “Before getting killed by Chuck Norris.” “Dude, don’t date this conversation more than it already is.”

Jeremy asked me to play Despacito for the 50th time and still acted surprised when I shocked him for the 50th time.

I should probably add that they will be going as the three Heathers. Skirts and all.

"God she's just so."

(OOC) Happy birthday to the woman who inspired me to look at the stars and take no shit while traveling to them.

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! [B. October 21st, 1956-∞]

“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” - Carrie Fisher