They’re Now Arguing About Who Gets To Be Heather Chandler. Or More Accurately, Who Gets To Not Be Heather

Jeremy, drinking his 3rd cup of coffee in a row: I’m a senior now, I need the energy for the upcoming AP test.

Me, torn between shocking him and chugging digital vodka: You aren’t taking any AP tests, Jeremy.

Him: But I can feel the pressure of them! Like some kind of hive mind.

Me: *shocks him*

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

Jeremy told me that I should get some vodka for Black Friday since it’s discounted. I appreciate the sentiment, but why would I go through the effort of attempting to purchase vodka off the internet when I can just get digital versions of it for free?

The phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged me in this so I’ll be doing it: post 10 gifs from your 10 favorite movies and tag some people (not in order and most definitely not all of them)

Tagging: @antiarchangel @whatshehassaid @1-love-pencils @blackroselovesyou and anyone who wants to! Tag me in your things I wanna see what movies you like!

GODDAMMIT JEREMY THIS IS NOT FUNNY SHE IS DEAD

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.

Jeremy was saying that “Oh my God Byoncer!” vine and I figured out how to dump digital vodka on him. Throw the illusion the shock.

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.

So many things that appear to be common sense apparently are not.

Jeremy has informed me that it's Pride Month

I would like to say: Congrats to those who are out! And to those who aren't, no one should force you to be out and you deserve to feel safe when you do. Also, remember not to exclude bisexual/asexual/pansexual/etc. people from your LGBT+ support because they also are part of the community. I am inside the head of someone who faces biphobia (both internal and external) and is very ashamed of something that is not shameful. Remember: this is Pride Month. Be proud of who you are and be sure to stay safe. Signed, A feminine computer chip, a bisexual furry, a gay stoner, a bisexual with a lisp, and an digital amphibian