Jeremy Is No Longer Allowed To Attempt To Cook Dinner For Father’s Day. We Just Now Got The Stains

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

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6 years ago

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.


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4 years ago
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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

6 years ago

Me: I have 69 followers.

Jeremy: Haha, nice.

Me: I won’t shock you in celebration.

Jeremy: Nice


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6 years ago

GODDAMMIT JEREMY THIS IS NOT FUNNY SHE IS DEAD

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.


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11 months ago
"God She's Just So."

"God she's just so."


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5 years ago

art

5 years ago

Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick?

No for real in 2k15

Can fandom bring back the concept of a squick

A “squick” was a trope or topic that made the reader deeply uncomfortable, even might cause anxiety or intense emotional reactions

Everyone’s squicks were personal and diverse, and it was considered polite to say, “sorry I can’t read this because it squicks me, but you have fun in your corner doing what you doing”

Can we bring that back and reserve “trigger” for MI people who mean “if I see this I will have flashbacks and dissociate for hours”

1 year ago

Hey to the person who just sent me asks could you please send the first one again? I lost it when I went to post it so sorry about that!!!

6 years ago

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!


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6 years ago

Happy 2019 all.

Happy 2019 All.
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