Latest Posts by tiredbirdnerd - Page 7
They are the best of friends.
i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever
MILD SPOILERS for the very beginning of Tears of the Kingdom. I’ve been cracking myself up over how Rauru reattached Link’s arm
How it Started...
...And How it Ended
puppy eyes
*picks you up and tosses you gently into the foam pit*
Hoshino: [writing a letter to Sasazuka talking about her feelings] Nah, this is too much.
Hoshino: It’s unrealistic and sounds completely stupid.
Sasazuka, leaning over her shoulder: No, no, keep going.
you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?
well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...
i am so so good at music you guys
absolute bullshit that humans evolved to require both water and salt as basic nutritional requirements....and 71% of the earth is covered by a mixture of water and salt......... ... . and humans cant. DRINK TH E fUCKENG SALTY WATER
There is a special spot reserved in my heart for Magnificent Frigatebirds. These fuckos are so regal, and they are also ENORMOUS, with a wingspan of up to 8 FEET.
The first time I saw one in person, my brain did a 10-second-reboot because oh neat a pterodactyl just flew overhead--waitwhatnow?
Again, these aerial monstrosities have a wingspan significantly longer than adult human, and in the wild you'll most encounter them circling high in the air above an ocean coast.
Which is why it was endlessly hilarious to me when I found out what the males look like close up.
My good bitch, I bruised at least three ribs laughing.
"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"
Mundane
Evokes helplessness
Kind of a bummer
"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"
Powerful imagery
Frames you as a gothic protagonist
Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons
How fucking cool are demons???
This shared memory was surreal I had to share it
educate me tumblr
sometimes I forget orchids grow on trees and I’m like. oh.
story prompt: December is halfway over. You have made a 50,000 USD bet with your Fabulously Wealthy Swedish Friend From Boarding School that the Gävle Goat will burn down before the New Year. After weighing the financial risks, you google “molotov cocktail recipe” and buy a last-minute plane ticket to Sweden.
Hey! Just wanted to say that I appreciate your blog posts and that they never fail to bring a smile to my face. Hope you're having a great day!
I live in dark street ditches and I bite at pedestrians ankles
you hear about recovery not being linear (”there are ups and downs”), but actually it’s more like a game of wack-a-mole. this is not a bad thing
“if you liked this title you may enjoy” but with animal species
How I imagine the Subnautica development team
if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor
I know I’ve said this before but vampires
don’t show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
The real Stardew Valley experience be like:
Pierre: My small local business will die if JojaMart sinks its claws in town.
Shane: I hate my life, all I ever do is work, drink, sleep, and what's the point of that?
Leah: My ex was toxic but I can't help thinking I'm the selfish one for leaving them.
Penny: My mother's drinking addiction is really taking a toll on both of us.
Sebastian: My family doesn't understand me and my parents love my sister more.
Jodi: I love my husband, but the war has changed him. I'm trying my hardest but it's exhausting.
The player:
society if i could be a godless alien robot horse-man creature who looks sick as fuck and glows purple. and also has like 12 arms. and lives underwater.
oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!
I have disco cabin fever this rules
guess what i found in my inbox this morning!