Hoshino: [writing A Letter To Sasazuka Talking About Her Feelings] Nah, This Is Too Much.

DM: So, you’re falling?

Rogue tabaxi: Well... athletically falling.

so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

As a dungeon master some of my favoured ways to mess with my players includes :

-Rolling dice at random for no reason at all.

-Comppletly isles magic items.

-Having them make completely unrelated skill checks for the task they wish to complete.

-having the most arbitrary ruler to how the physics of the universe works.

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

I like how differently we treat famous ppl on tumblr

Pukicho and Gaud are just Bastard Gods but also Idiots /pos

Pm Seymour and (bad jokes by) Jeff are Just Guys

And snom is just!! Protecc the he

the wikipedia article main image for Davy Jones’s Locker is simultaneously a mood and yet utterly classifiable

check out this nonsense 

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually

Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides