Guess What I Found In My Inbox This Morning!

i don't think we've really reached the full potential for types of top surgery scars so here are some new ideas i came up with

the wikipedia article main image for Davy Jones’s Locker is simultaneously a mood and yet utterly classifiable

check out this nonsense 

Singing will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening, happened And will happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then And so, you and I will always be best friends.

Okay to reblog, just be respectful👍

Having another fight with my mortal enemy

(child safety tops on bottles)

DM: So, you’re falling?

Rogue tabaxi: Well... athletically falling.

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?

well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...

me analyzing someones account to see if the absolutely depraved, raunchy, desperate shit im about to say about someones character is out of place or not