Dog-faunus Jaune And Pyrrha Would End Up Doing Some Praise-kink Petplay Shit.

Ruby: *Introduces Qrow as their uncle.*

Jaune: *Eyes glaze over. Sucker punches Qrow in the stomach so hard he starts puking.*

Yang: Jaune what the fuck!

Jaune: Huh! Wha-What happened? Whose this sick guy?

Bad Touch

Jaune: I love finger puppets! When I was a kid, my uncle used to play finger puppets with me all the time!

Ruby: That’s so sweet!

Jaune: Yeah… it really hurt to sit down afterwards though.

Yang: Woah, hold on-

Jaune: I was the puppet.

Would the Huntresses name the dog ‘Happy’?

Puppy

Joanna:  What is that?

Fiona (holding a puppy): He followed me home!

May: Did it?

Fiona (mumbling): I followed him.

Robyn: You were lost weren’t you?

Fiona: The Signs Confused Me!

May: Wait a minute, that’s a Sheepdog

Fiona: No, no, nonononononono, don’t you start-

Joanna:  Awwwwwwwwww!  He herded you home!

Fiona: Shutup!

Robyn: Well in that case, I think we can make room, its good to have someone who can find you when you get lost.

Fiona: WHEN!?

Was Winter gonna ask Jaune if he was ‘suicidal’ or ‘single’?

Three live for One

Elm: Trading three lives for one is stupid.

Jaune: But why do you care?

Harriet: Because its stupid.

Jaune: We’re criminals Harriet and we’re basically risking our live to save one of our own. So again, why should you care for what happens to us?

Elm: You’re still young.

Jaune: Yet James, your general, hired us as hunters.

Harriet: But-

Jaune: Plus, if we go in and get Oscar, we might have plenty out time to get the relic we lost. Which has one last question remaining. Do you really want Salem or any her members to use it?

Vine: Hm, I see where he’s going.

Harriet: Vine, don’t be stupid. 

Vine: Harriet, our job was to find Penny.

Harriet: Again, they’re want fugitives. Traitors!

Ren: So why are you bringing us in alive?

Harriet: James order us to.

Ren: Harriet. You know, James will shoot us? Like five of us, he’ll keep Ruby, Yang and Weiss  alive but the rest of us… yeah, not a chance.

Elm: He’s not wrong.

Harriet: ELM?!

Elm: Harriet, Qrow killed Clover yet James, didn’t bother to end his life when he heard what happened.  

Harriet: Well, shit. They win.

Winter: Good. You’re not entirely an idiot. Drop us down Marrow.

Marrow: Yes ma'am.

Winter: And Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Ma'am?

Winter: Are you-?

Jaune: No, trust me, not happening.

Winter: Understood.

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

-

Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

Pyrrha: Honey, you know that I love you, right?

Nora: Yes.

Pyrrha: And that I cherished our marriage at every waking moment of my life, right?

Nora: Yeah.

Pyrrha: And I wouldn’t trade you for nothing in this whole world no matter what.

Nora:....what’s this about?

Pyrrha, awkwardly: Well I love you and all but....I just wish you could find a different way to tell everyone that we’re adopting a kid. Because your way is.....there are better ways at telling people, sweetie.

Nora:......I don’t follow.

Pyrrha, blushing: Telling everyone that we’re planning on being milfs is a confusing way to say it.

Nora:......I still don’t follow.

I always preferred Armored Sundae.

Neo, finding out Jaune had a crush on Weiss Schnee their first semester at Beacon: *That was over a year ago, she clearly doesn't like him back... and if she tries anything I'll just fight her to the death. Win-win.*

Neo, finding out Jaune was in love with Pyrrha Nikos before she died during The Fall: *...fuck*

Both, but also neither.

If you’re born an Arc, or if you’re adopted by an Arc, or if you marry an Arc, Salem’s your grandma now.

Generation doesn't matter, Adrian, Saphron, Terra, the Arc parents, Salem is ‘Grandma’.

Some say she’s been a part of the Arc family since before Crocea Mors was forged, some say she forged it herself...

In councilman arc, is Salem jaune’s grandma on his mother’s side or his father’s?

I...don’t actually care to determine that, honestly.

Penny (anonymously) writes to Councilman Arc, asking if self-aware robots have the same protected rights as humans and faunas. Jaune doesn't know if this is a joke, a dig at his equality measures, or a serious question, but he signs it into law either way. Ironwood has a panic-attack worrying if Jaune has spies in Atlas.

Ironwood was panicking again.

It was about Councilman Arc, again.

And it was about him enforcing equality, again!

...well, the equality bit was not exactly panic-worthy, but what exactly he wrought recently certainly was.

Thing is, the young Arc had just signed into law that any form of advanced AI had the same rights as humans and faunus, as they likely possessed self-awareness, thus sentience and sapience, and should be treated fairly. It was introduced in anticipation of likely progress in the field of computer science.

The fact was that Jaune had done so after receiving a letter from Penny Polendina, secretly a gynoid, where she hoped for a positive answer. he had simply gone through with it.

James Ironwood, however, did not know that.

Hence the panic.

“Pietro, I need your help.” Perhaps the robotics scientist and father to their secret project P.E.N.N.Y could advise...

We know Robyn is one hell of a domme, but how would she show Jaune she cared?

Robyn would hold jaune close to her. Kiss his neck and tell him he did such a good job, call him a good boy.

This is what I want from a Team STRQ prequel, this is all I want.

Just give us four sets of like six or eight episodes each, summarizing them going through Beacon. Leave the drama out, I just want the action and hijinks.

Do you think Raven always assumed she was going to be tribe leader, and similar to Weiss took offense to Summer being chosen as leader over her, because she felt like she was meant for the leadership role? Except, unlike Weiss approaching Port and just inquiring about it normally, Raven was super salty and extra about it and snuck into Ozpin's office, so as to confront him when he walks in, swivelling round in his own chair like "So, Professor Ozpin. I'd like to discuss you reconsidering the leader for team STRQ" Or just straight up trying to sneak up and fight him to prove herself as a strong and worthy leader.

And Oz for a while not actually giving her an straight answer and just sort of going with it because it's infinitely entertaining and good training.

well i do now!!

the first time raven sneaks into ozpin’s office, she overshoots the chair turn completely. she’s never actually sat on a chair that swivels like that before and uses way too much force. she recovers pretty quickly, but it doesn’t go unnoticed by ozpin who’s really trying to keep his face neutral and not smile.

(he’s somewhat successful in that.)

raven’s never been good at making convincing arguments, so obviously, it didn’t work. so sneak attacks it is. every other student and even some of the teachers are flabbergasted because you can’t just attack The Headmaster like that, but ozpin’s just like “good morning miss branwen :) i believe your first class of the day is on the opposite side of the campus :)” in the middle of their little fight.

when none of this works, raven turns to looking for information about ozpin. for blackmail reasons. totally something that a leader would do, if you ask her.

she doesn’t find much, other than the mystery of “what is ozpin drinking from his mug”. it’s not coffee, and it’s not tea, that much she knows. her whole plan of blackmailing him is ruined when ozpin just. straight up tells her that it’s hot chocolate. and raven would be much saltier about it if she wasn’t also curious of finding out what the hell hot chocolate even is, and not knowing what hot chocolate is? that’s not something ozpin can stand for.

so the next time raven sneaks into ozpin’s office, ozpin’s ready and he has hot chocolate prepared. and raven would be extra salty, because how dare he know she was coming, but also how dare this drink be so good. so she can’t stay that mad for long, but by gods she tries.

ozpin eventually gives her an straight answer... probably. but by the time that happens, raven has completely forgotten what this all was originally about, that’s how sidetracked she got. the message is still received, sure, and if anyone asks?

raven has never snuck into ozpin’s office for hot chocolate. that has never happened, and she certainly didn’t keep sneaking in after the first time just for that reason. nope, no sir.