Latest Posts by therealmemedaddy - Page 2

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!

Anyone else have distant childhood memories of these putrid abominations looking normal?

You think anyone had the balls to give Stalin nicknames. "Eyo! It's my boi Joey S - Calls himself man of steel but we know he ain't packing anything hard down there! AMIRIGHT?!"

Brave New World was only a dystopia because stupid humans existed when they didn't have to.

Friendly remainder: Saying siblings shouldn't fuck is the same level of eugenics as saying stupid people shouldn't fuck. Pick both or neither.

I have but one hobby: I listen to ambient piano music and ponder the finer things in life.

It's called having CLASS you PEASANTS!

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.

I was reading a ancient German strategy book and it mentioned the terrain of some area they were preparing to invade so I googled a map of that area and it was in modern Germany so I guess the strategy worked.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.

Video games set unrealistic body standards for women and very unrealistic standards for how many zombies someone can kill in a apocalypse survival situation

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

Talking to the average human:

Can you beat a pro chess player at chess? No.

Can you beat a pro pilot at piloting? No.

Can you beat a pro artist at art? No.

Can you beat a pro researcher at research? I'M AN INDIVIDUAL!!! I DON'T NEED ANY EDUCATION 1!1! MY IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone asks how MAD the scientist is. Nobody asks how SAD the scientist is...

I think all voters must be required to read the bible. That way no religious human will have the capacity to vote.

Did you hear that Jack the Ripper was probably just some barber. Like literally some guy. Disappointing.

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

Bad at math: Dyscalcula

Bad at reading: Dyslexia

Bad at statistics: Religious

I want to know if grass tastes any good to pray animals or if they are just instinctively obligated to eat it.

We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

There was actually a documentary on the spread of religious traits and how it was genetically beneficial. For more information google "Idiocracy"

If the animal kingdom voted, vermin would win every election. Human democracy is the same and the solution is the same.

It's just a preference. I just want to date among my own kind:

I want a fellow murderer.

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

Oil expires so how do apocalypse shows have processed gasoline without refineries?

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.