Latest Posts by therealmemedaddy - Page 3

Next time someone tells me they believe in the bible, I'll just introduce them as a very staunch incest supporter.

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

The lesser secret agents of Red versus Blue should have been named after USA territories. "God dammit agent Puerto Rico! You're always a fuckup"

I have cats so whenever I hear scratching on my front door I blindly open it. One of these days I'll let a raccoon in.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the embodiment of the meme "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"

I am a very progressive hater: Everyone bleeds the same and I'm a motherfucking vampire.

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Damn right I'm a racist: The human race shall overcome all opposition.

With "Deny Defend Depose" being a threat I think we run into the same problem as Bloody Mary where you have to draw the line somewhere on how long you can wait between words and it still counts.

As a libertarian I believe in free slaves - because I cannot afford any.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

Domestic abuse is the same as strict parenting except the target is over 18.

Luigi deserves the cult that Trump has.

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.

If everything the Pope says must be true, does that mean if he says a paradox the world will end?

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

YouTube animators only have one ethnicity: Paper skin.

Witchcraft then: "I worship the old gods and do not accept Jesus"

Witchcraft now: "I am even slightly more intelligent than the average person"

Both will summon a lynch mob

Jesus didn't have sex because he was such a higher species that that'd be beastiality for him to have sex with a human.

Shoutout to all my boomers that still use iGod. The OG chatbot.

Is it a sin for a man to want to suck Jesus's dick? He is a different species on some level.

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

How to go from rural to non rural in a region:

Step 1. Don't be a shithole

That's it. Then people will move there and it will become populated. The word for "rural country" is just third world. Because rural areas are low opportunity shitholes and everyone that lives there is stupid.

Colonial north USA in fiction: "We must end slavery at all costs! It is a moral affront to God"

Colonial north USA in reality: "Those slaves TOOOK ERR JURBS!!!!!!"