I Was Reading A Ancient German Strategy Book And It Mentioned The Terrain Of Some Area They Were Preparing

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

I have cats so whenever I hear scratching on my front door I blindly open it. One of these days I'll let a raccoon in.

Jesus didn't have sex because he was such a higher species that that'd be beastiality for him to have sex with a human.

Anyone that claims idiots believe something because it makes them feel good underestimates the ability of idiots to believe things for literally no reason.

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

The lesser secret agents of Red versus Blue should have been named after USA territories. "God dammit agent Puerto Rico! You're always a fuckup"

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.