Everyone Asks How MAD The Scientist Is. Nobody Asks How SAD The Scientist Is...

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

"Your defenses are not secure until they contain one capital letter, one number and one symbol"

- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

I was collecting PVP loot in eve online and as I sold some damaged drones I found, I realized something.... I am a space hobo collecting returnable items that others consider garbage. It's just like plastic cans in real life! I look with envy at the highly educated characters trading items at the trade hubs and I realize I will never catch up to the advantages they have...

10 / 10 very realistic economy

Why is the skibidi toilet meme so hated? It seems not out of place with any other gmod humor.

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Rev up those guillotines!

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Cultural genocide isn't real. Unlike the ongoing sin of sloth that is the putrid panda race. They deserve a non cultural genocide.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I am the greatest.