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I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

Place your bets folks:

Does anyone else speak to ChatGPT in proper English sentences in hopes of making it smarter? Just me? OK.

The virgin political compass with 37 thousand axis of billions of possible values

> Cringe

> Impossible to keep track of

The Chad Machiavelli system: "All societies are either principalities or republics. Principalities are good. Republics are bad"

> Based

> Very easy to keep track of

Just a happy reminder: The uneducated won't exist 30 years from now. Technology will make them extinct. It will be so convenient to get educated that the non educated will starve.

I personally don't want to wait that long. These creatures might destroy the world before then.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!

It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.