Talking To The Average Human:

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.

With all this talk of AI girlfriends, I just want the same AI to play all my co op video games with. A gaming buddy that never leaves or plays selfishly but I can still reference past experiences across games.

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

Wants genocidal ethnostate. Plans genocidal ethnostate. Achieves end results in line with wants and planning except for one region. Doesn't get that region. Everything collapses.

"Well it was a good idea to start with, just taken to far!" -Toph

What does that even mean? Kuvira got like 99% of what she wanted and everything she wanted was exactly in line with her original ideology. The ideology was just completely unstable.

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.

There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.

We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.