Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
9S: *hacker voice* I’m in
2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no
Paimon: could you be any more annoying
Venti: easily
I want a baby meme with genshin characters part 2:
Kaeya:
Zhongli:
Scaramouche:
Razor:
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
Venti: i’d rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one man who genuinely believes in the sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit
Mona: gemini
Venti: never mind, the women are fucking witches there’s no way she could’ve known that
Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps
Chongyun: are you walking?
Xiangling: oh shit
Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved
Childe: mr. clean
Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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