9S: *hacker Voice* I’m In

MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral

Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-

MC: it’s common sense!

Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?

Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Hu Tao: they are!!

Chongyun: wait for real?

Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved

Childe: mr. clean

Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me

Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that

MC: once would be nice

Belphegor: no

Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads

La Signora: tell us what happened, lad

Childe: i got called gay at headquarters

Scaramouche: yea but why?

Childe: i was being gay

Scaramouche: at headquarters?

Childe: yea it was at headquarters

Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!

Mammon: no

Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on

MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell

Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be