MC: Let’s Not Forget That One Time You Literally Killed Me

friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately

Itto: wanna play 20 questions?

Gorou: no not really

Itto: okay just ask me a question

Gorou: but i just-

Gorou: uh okay, do you have any pet peeves?

Itto: yeah i got a cow

Itto: wanna kiss?

Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu

Childe: how long do you think i have to live?

Zhongli: five

Childe: five??? five what???

Zhongli: four

the only two ships everyone agrees on

Barbara, to some Random: remember that Barbatos is always watching 💞

Venti: *literally so fucked up he forgot how to breathe automatically*

Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness

Albedo: thank you king

Venti, strumming his lyre:

Paimon: do you take requests?

Venti: sure!

Paimon: please stop

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean

Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Hu Tao: they are!!

Chongyun: wait for real?

Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔