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3 months ago
Art Block Should Fear Me

Art block should fear me

Also Xiangling would definitely be an insane prodigy in a modern chef AU


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3 years ago

Can someone give me team ideas? These are the characters i have

Can Someone Give Me Team Ideas? These Are The Characters I Have

Im pretty new still lol


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Xiangling: my hungry ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon 💀💀

Chongyun: what do you mean? what do you mean by that?


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Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69


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Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time


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Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?

Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society

Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty


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3 years ago

Is there time for a quick snack? I'll whip one up in no time!

Happy (2nd) birthday Xiangling!

Is There Time For A Quick Snack? I'll Whip One Up In No Time!

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