Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps
Chongyun: are you walking?
Xiangling: oh shit
Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy
literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!
the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did
Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️
Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints
Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind
Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!
Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!
Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
Paimon: could you be any more annoying
Venti: easily
Signora: hey
Scaramouche: what the fuck
Childe: didn’t you die??
Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change
Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine
Chongyun: wtf put it back
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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