I Like The Round Ones. And The Vivid Color Ones. And The Funky Stripey Scarred Looking Ones.

Imagine a faerie as a retail employee - like -

"Hello would you like to join our rewards program?"

"Uuuh... sure!"

"Alright, can I have your name and number? :)"

TW : rant/dump

I’m not fishing for anything, I just really needed to say this, and I’m not willing to put it on anyone I know. Please don’t read this if you’re unwell. I don’t want to add to anyone else’s struggle

I just needed to get off my chest,

This couple weeks have been… not good.

My grandma has been making sui/homi threats when she can’t get more pain meds, my grandpa is obsessed with conspiracy politics and won’t keep it to himself, my mom depends on me emotionally

My shelf came off the wall and broke my file box and shattered a glass frame all over the floor

I spilled soda so incredibly that it got on my carpet, walls, floor, the bottom of my bed (?), my printer, my extension cord, my yarn basket, and so many other places I keep finding

I ruined an entire load of clothes with chapstick, it will not come out, and my mom tossed them

My air purifier itself has started smelling like mold despite upkeep

My windowsill is covered in mold and my plaster is cake and even my carpenter uncle can’t figure out my Schrödinger studs

Because of all these things I’ve been having to fix or account for on top of my medical bills and car bills and insurance bills I can’t even quite make it paycheck to paycheck

I don’t have the time or money to take care of procedures I’m supposed to have done already

My doctor says I’m in the chronic pain of someone twice my age and that my job isn’t going to work for me in the long term and my job is trying to shove me out but I can’t find another job that won’t kill my mental health, physical health, or support me financially

Im just stuck,

I’m stuck.

Today while adventuring during low tide I found:

- 1 sock

- 4 golf balls

- kitchen knife

- suspicious burnt wood thing

- shipwreck

- broken fancy cane

- Good Stick

- door to fake kids safe

- tire that was 50% barnacle

- my will to live

I’m always like “I’m just gonna leave this one greyscale” and then I don’t.

Hey so like imagine if Hughes and Nina lived and he adopted her wouldn’t that be great

It would also be great if I could get an accurate picture of my traditional art without having to edit it and still ending up unsatisfied with the result lol

Sound effects of a semiverbal and what I do them for:

For fun:

-hnarglebarg

-heedlyhoodly

-sneepsnop

-weyll flip my flapjacks!

-keskeh keskeh keskeseh

-binglebongledingledongleswingleswongle fo-fingle-fo-fongle

-kekekekekkekeekkekeke

Calling someones attention to something or to my presence:

-heehoo

-eh!

-hm!

-ezqueedly me

Expression of discomfort:

-mmmMMMM 😡

-*big sigh of chest hurts from anxiety*

-*narrating everything I’m doing with lots of “um” and “ok, uh,” etc*

-*musical fake laughter*

-I contain multitudes

-what’s your favorite day of the month?

Sounds of “I want something from you” usually accompanied by gestures:

-M!

-N!

-Eh!

-*name of person said dramatically*

Notes: I am not a child I just struggle with word finding and formulating my thoughts, especially when I’m struggling with my senses.

Most of the people I spend a significant amount of time with start using some of my stims and odd forms of communication. I often don’t need to do anything other than hum the correct intonation of a phrase to get my point across.

If you don’t know why I would say random things when stressed, its a combo of when I was figuring out (and making fun of) small talk combined with “I need something to leave my body and rn it’s gonna be words”

Most insane things I’ve seen while on the road:

- mattress on the highway got ran over by a semi. It went under, the semi waddled, the mattress bunched up, then ejected out the other end like a frog. No one was injured.

- “saw” (heard) a boom as a car passed us on a two way. Looking behind, the car was sideways and smoking. We were not hit and did not hit. We assumed a tire blew or something.

- 3 separate 2 car accidents on the same stretch of highway, separated by like a mile each

- Like 17 broken apart black baby dolls on the road. All different brands and not even slightly in one piece?? I have so many questions????

- A deer ran into us. Into the side of our car.

- A gas price that started with a $1.

- A car with red headlights. Or maybe flipped rear and front lights. Or maybe it was somehow driving backwards on the highway…

- A dude on a bicycle that was also a light-up unicorn. It reminded me of that scene in merry poppies with the carousel race.

Did you know that you have a face

Hmmm… there’s a flock of nerds outside my establishment today

Anyone else with hypermobility/ligament laxity/tmj ever just be consuming food n then ur jaw/ear decides to pull a Very Concerning Noise alla the sudden

Anyway I’m like 57% certain my ear/jaw is fine. . .

It’s not usually that loud

Usually it just crackles when I open my jaw

… but it’s fine.

Me, minding my entire business:

My brain: “Rockin.’ Rockin’ and rollin.’ Round down that beach I was strollin’”