Most Insane Things I’ve Seen While On The Road:

Some nights I am normal and other nights I have the big mad about mha characters

These characters include:

Enji todoroki; I would like to steal his knee caps and cronch them like chips in front of him while making blistering and prolonged eye contact

All Might; That man did not do right by Izuku midoriya. What kind of professional hero leaves a civilian (and minor and minority) who was previously unconscious and suffocating without medical help on a roof alone after bluntly crushing their hopes??

Kai Chisaki; it’s not enough. I don’t know if anything could be enough but it’s not enough.

Eri; I would die for this child and strongly desire to spend all my disdain for her “guardian” spoiling her.

The MHA faculty (and All Might, again;) who thought it was a good idea to not inform a minor’s teacher (and basically guardian) that he literally just got his quirk and has absolutely no control over it instead of letting false assumptions build?

Bakugo; homie literally chill. Also why do consequences just not exist. Forgiveness is cool but so are justice and learning moments.

Inko Midoriya: sweet as she is, the blindness to the amount of physical and emotional abuse her child was experiencing, the lack of any emotional support for any version of his future… it’s giving neglect.

Also.

The quirk laws??; First of all, I don’t understand. Second of all, I still don’t understand. What about self defense? What about latent abilities? What about the ability to help others in emergency situations? Or people who have quirks that have nothing to do with other people? How can you just say no one can use quirks in the out of doors?? When most of the population has quirks???? That’s like making it illegal to have your eyes showing?

I’m so tired. They’re so sorry.

Nighttime me: I have so much energy! I’m gonna get up early tomorrow and do cool stuff :}

Early morning me: ha, what a chump. *goes back to sleep*

I may not entirely believe in magic but sometimes it seems like it believes in me and is going *SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK* with a rolled up newspaper when I’m not looking.

Writing when ur on the drug called exhaustion is a Time because you will be trying to write a normal or serious line like "As he walked away" and your brain interrupts you for its state mandated ad break to insert "As he waddled away, waddle waddle, and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle~"

Imagine a faerie as a retail employee - like -

"Hello would you like to join our rewards program?"

"Uuuh... sure!"

"Alright, can I have your name and number? :)"

My suitcase: what would u say if i came in with a bunch of mold

Me:……..

My suitcase:

Me:

Me: what’s that on your zipper?

My suitcase:

My suitcase: I think you know

No but fr why is my zipper n 2 wheels moldy but the ancient tie-dyed strip of fabric I tied to the handle years ago is absolutely fine??

I noticed that nai looked almost albino, but it never occurred to me that he was having sunlight issues. I suppose that does make sense. I thought the hood was just another drama move.

There is also apparently the possibility that nai absorbed her I’ve been told. Elendira being a reincarnation of Tesla would definitely make the rage make more sense, as well as the way vash instinctively responds to her.

Burning questions that have haunted me since watching Trigun Stampede:

-Does no one notice the difference between the pale stabby squid man and the fluorescent red golden retriever man?

-Is….. is the body suit attached? Is it not?

-what happened to Tesla after the crash?

-why does vash not know nai’s murderous employees by the time he’s like 150

-is no one going to acknowledge the incredibly invasive nature of what occurred in the last episode????

-what did nai do to vash’s gate at jeneora rock and why did he need diff tech in the last episode?

If anyone with more context or luck with research knows, or wants to theorize, feel free lol

Song: I don’t want to set the world… on… fire~ I just want to staaaaart…

Me: a filet mignon heaaaaaaart~