Today While Adventuring During Low Tide I Found:

Strange thing a customer has said to me #476:

“You look kinda Asian, like my daughter. So if you like it, she’ll like it.”

My brain briefly convinced me I saw smth (I saw incorrectly) and I have still not recovered the 10 yrs it stole from me 💀

I may not entirely believe in magic but sometimes it seems like it believes in me and is going *SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK* with a rolled up newspaper when I’m not looking.

Story time:

So one time I was at a summer camp and a kid brought a bulk package of pixie sticks with them (they’re flavored sugar in paper straws). They were sharing them with everyone but the counselors and leaders were not a fan of having a collective of like 100 sugar high 10 y.os for a week straight.

The pixie stick kid divided the bag amongst his cabin mates and what ensued in the following week was 100 10 y.o kids having sugar drug deals. There were shady secret meetups. Ziplocks of pixie sticks buried in hidden locations for pickups.

Kids were biting off pieces of the stick and chewing the sugar out so counselors couldn’t retrieve the sticks if caught. You just shoved the whole thing in your mouth and spat out the wrapper after.

I feel I should also mention this was a bible camp. A bible camp of pixie stick dealing 10 y.os.

I am built for digging in moss and making art and exploring rivers and befriending friendly wildlife and giving out daisy chains and origami

Not like. Standing for half the day and trying to read minds and make repetitive motions while over 50 feet from windows.

You may not believe in ghosts but the ghosts believe in you and that is a threat

Did you know? I have a face.

I did an art.

If you happen to see the other place I posted this plz don’t.

My suitcase: what would u say if i came in with a bunch of mold

Me:……..

My suitcase:

Me:

Me: what’s that on your zipper?

My suitcase:

My suitcase: I think you know

No but fr why is my zipper n 2 wheels moldy but the ancient tie-dyed strip of fabric I tied to the handle years ago is absolutely fine??

Sometimes in life u just have to roundhouse kick a soda off ur bedside table