smalltrashbag

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My worms that I ordered came yesterday and My sister @maisymousebabey and I made my friend a pair of Roman and Remus worm earrings @thatsthat24

What if someone remade "The Birds" but the birds were creepy humanoid things just like the "Cats" remake

yeet

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

So, my friend was using her chapstick yesterday. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Her chapstick looks like t h i s.

HOW THE HELL???!??

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup swamp man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

Forced everyone in the group chat to change their display name to the first result they got from this Monster Factory name generator.

…it was an excellent choice.

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

I was in a production of The Wizard of Oz. I couldn't see this moment quite well because I was waiting to make my entrance but heres what I heard.

The Lion had to do the thing he usually does where he tries to run away from something that scared him and the Tinman was supposed to grab his tail to stop him. One time, when the Lion was trying to do his escape, the Tinman accidently yanked his tail off. The Tinman froze, looking at the tail in his hands. The Lion, being the fantastic actor he is, went; "Ouch! My tail! How could you!" And snatched it back. Meanwhile, the audience is laughing their heads off and multiple people backstage are trying their hardest not to laugh.

I'm sure more stuff happened in different shows but I can't remember.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

My school is literally just shitpost material PART 2

All of this post came from @willspoopytacos . Thank you!

A teacher once told a kid to "eat dog shit" in mandarin

A guy stood on a cupboard/pigeon hole thing and everyone just fucking yeeted stuff at him

We had to choose a country for a school event and when we decided on Russia the teacher asked what kind of russian themed activities we could do. The immediate response from eveyone was "vodka shots"

He told his teacher that he looked like a woolies employee and he stuttered for a bit before saying "No"

He screamed and a uni assistant looked at him and just went "mood"

He played the final countdown on a keyboard in music and people started singing and headbanging

He told someone to "grab my ass and say no homo".

He and a few other friends tortured me with Mr. Brightside.

Anytime Rockerfeller Street is played, our friends immediately do the dance thing.

"would you like to duy my bonkey?"

A friend brought their 2 pet mice to school.

He had a fucking mouse in his sleeve for the entirety of a class.

He and some other friends (I think) got bored of boiling water in science and attempted to boil a mandarin.

 I did the 'you know I had to do it to em' thing to him from a distance and he just screamed "FUCK YOU!".

The vice principal watched him throw a banana off the bridge and when it splattered in front of him he said "TOO HARD, DETENTION BREAK 2"

He unscrewed some screws in on of the desks in a science classroom. He's planning to finish unscrewing them and just walk out with the tabletop.

The school did a Doctor Who musical and he and another friend hid behind the sets and aggressively danced whenever a song came on.

The vice principal was giving a speech about being responsible and respectful during assembly and the TARDIS was slowly moving in the background.

 He was playing Thomas the Tank Engine on the piano and every time he did it the same kid would say something about it being the mario song and he hit his limit and screamed "IT'S NOT FUCKING MARIO".

 Once some kid was skipping class to play the piano so he snuck up behind him and started shaking him and screaming "GO TO CLAAAAAASSS".

Hopefully, the saga continues.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

HE IS HERE!!

HE IS HERE!!

P L E A S E

When will the Mcelroy brothers join Shane and Ryan for a ghost hunt

Boys......make it happen

Please

Your contribution has made Gregory happy.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

Alhxua. Al-hex-you-a? I'll take it.

your demon name is whatever happens whn u type ur name with your chin. mine is rfryctk

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

My school is literally just shitpost material.

Here's a list of things that has happened.

In the middle of class, my Mandarin teacher did a handstand pushup against the door simply because he wanted to. (He was one upped by a student.)

My maths teacher had painted nails because his daughter did them. Someone complimented them and he just went; "This one too?" and flipped them off.

One time, I was watching from my classroom as people passed by the door and a guy in my year walked by casually holding a large ass table.

A student has streaked around the oval and the hallways 2 or 3 times now.

Someone in my class was doing a presentation and pronounced '11' as 'eleventeen'.

Someone fell asleep in class and my teacher had everyone scream at the same time to wake him up.

Last year, we went on an excursion and we went to a Rome exhibit where my friend (@willspoopytacos) and I found a dagger and he seductively stroked it as I was trying to take a photo.

On the same excursion, we went to a second place (I can't remember what it was) and we got off the bus and someone was immediately T-posing under a tree. (I have a photo but I don't want to show his face.)

When we were waiting to get back on the bus, someone else awkwardly laid down on a short pole thing. It looked like something straight out of Skate 3 where you run into a ledge and just kind of... flop.

Also, where we went, there was this large hill, and as soon as everyone was allowed to move around freely, we all went rolling down the hill.

A girl got her phone taken away from her and it was put in a drawer of the teachers desk, so she gave her number to my friend. My friend repeatedly called her and you could hear her phone going off in the drawer. The teacher eventually got annoyed and gave it back.

One time, in P.E, I was injured, so I sat out. Everyone was playing some kind of tag dodgeball game where if you got hit with a ball, you were given a sash and you had to get other people out. The same girl came up to me and went; "Start talking to me.", so I did. Eventually, everyone got out and the teacher asked if anyone was left. She walked back out and just went "I'm still in.". This woman is an evil genuis and she scares me.

Last year, my HASS/SOSE teacher came marching down the hallway in full uniform with a nerf gun over his shoulder and he was blasting some sort of anthem. He then proceeded to shout commands in a different language. (I think it was German.)

I have a video of my friend playing a Papa's game and just going "aaAAaAaA" with a blank face.

At school discos, anytime 'Take On Me' plays, a conga line of people doing the dance for it forms and it usually lasts for the entire song. It gets ridiculously long sometimes.

And the list goes on and on and on.

I'm going to try and reblog this with a new list if anything else happens.

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

So, I was hungry and I was about to go to bed, so I asked my sister if I should have some fruit.

She said I should go get an apple if there are any left.

I went to go check and instead found a lot of lemons and a couple bananas. (My family has a lemon tree growing in our backyard.)

I grabbed a banana and went to tell my sister that there were no apples.

I went up to her meaning to tell her something along the lines of:

"There weren't any apples, just a bunch of lemons. I grabbed a banana instead."

Instead, because my brain works perfectly, I said with a shocked/disturbed look on my face:

"There are lemons everywhere.

I have a banana."

I don't know why I said it like this, but this is the greatest thing I have ever said, I swear to god.

hEwWo?

oBaMa?

what is your favourite small cat with a big face?

Did you mean which is my favourite tiny face cat?

My favourite is the fancy dinner boi. You know the one.

I accept your cats and as a thank you, here is one with an extra large boop snoot.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

I made a few!

Why is it so addictive??

btw go and chibify yourself, it’s so cute

azasona

actual aza

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

"(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone."

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don't like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.