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what is your favourite small cat with a big face?

Did you mean which is my favourite tiny face cat?

My favourite is the fancy dinner boi. You know the one.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup swamp man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

So, my friend was using her chapstick yesterday. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Her chapstick looks like t h i s.

HOW THE HELL???!??

I was in a production of The Wizard of Oz. I couldn't see this moment quite well because I was waiting to make my entrance but heres what I heard.

The Lion had to do the thing he usually does where he tries to run away from something that scared him and the Tinman was supposed to grab his tail to stop him. One time, when the Lion was trying to do his escape, the Tinman accidently yanked his tail off. The Tinman froze, looking at the tail in his hands. The Lion, being the fantastic actor he is, went; "Ouch! My tail! How could you!" And snatched it back. Meanwhile, the audience is laughing their heads off and multiple people backstage are trying their hardest not to laugh.

I'm sure more stuff happened in different shows but I can't remember.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

Alhxua. Al-hex-you-a? I'll take it.

your demon name is whatever happens whn u type ur name with your chin. mine is rfryctk

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.