Traffic Cone Mustard Ketchup Swamp Man.

What if someone remade "The Birds" but the birds were creepy humanoid things just like the "Cats" remake

So, my friend was using her chapstick yesterday. Normal, right?

WRONG.

Her chapstick looks like t h i s.

HOW THE HELL???!??

I made a few!

Why is it so addictive??

btw go and chibify yourself, it’s so cute

azasona

actual aza

what is your favourite small cat with a big face?

Did you mean which is my favourite tiny face cat?

My favourite is the fancy dinner boi. You know the one.

I accept your cats and as a thank you, here is one with an extra large boop snoot.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

Forced everyone in the group chat to change their display name to the first result they got from this Monster Factory name generator.

…it was an excellent choice.

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

So, I was hungry and I was about to go to bed, so I asked my sister if I should have some fruit.

She said I should go get an apple if there are any left.

I went to go check and instead found a lot of lemons and a couple bananas. (My family has a lemon tree growing in our backyard.)

I grabbed a banana and went to tell my sister that there were no apples.

I went up to her meaning to tell her something along the lines of:

"There weren't any apples, just a bunch of lemons. I grabbed a banana instead."

Instead, because my brain works perfectly, I said with a shocked/disturbed look on my face:

"There are lemons everywhere.

I have a banana."

I don't know why I said it like this, but this is the greatest thing I have ever said, I swear to god.

yeet

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god