I Accept Your Cats And As A Thank You, Here Is One With An Extra Large Boop Snoot.

Forced everyone in the group chat to change their display name to the first result they got from this Monster Factory name generator.

…it was an excellent choice.

P L E A S E

When will the Mcelroy brothers join Shane and Ryan for a ghost hunt

Boys......make it happen

Please

hEwWo?

oBaMa?

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

I was in a production of The Wizard of Oz. I couldn't see this moment quite well because I was waiting to make my entrance but heres what I heard.

The Lion had to do the thing he usually does where he tries to run away from something that scared him and the Tinman was supposed to grab his tail to stop him. One time, when the Lion was trying to do his escape, the Tinman accidently yanked his tail off. The Tinman froze, looking at the tail in his hands. The Lion, being the fantastic actor he is, went; "Ouch! My tail! How could you!" And snatched it back. Meanwhile, the audience is laughing their heads off and multiple people backstage are trying their hardest not to laugh.

I'm sure more stuff happened in different shows but I can't remember.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Your contribution has made Gregory happy.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

yeet

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

What if someone remade "The Birds" but the birds were creepy humanoid things just like the "Cats" remake