So, I Was Hungry And I Was About To Go To Bed, So I Asked My Sister If I Should Have Some Fruit.

So, I was hungry and I was about to go to bed, so I asked my sister if I should have some fruit.

She said I should go get an apple if there are any left.

I went to go check and instead found a lot of lemons and a couple bananas. (My family has a lemon tree growing in our backyard.)

I grabbed a banana and went to tell my sister that there were no apples.

I went up to her meaning to tell her something along the lines of:

"There weren't any apples, just a bunch of lemons. I grabbed a banana instead."

Instead, because my brain works perfectly, I said with a shocked/disturbed look on my face:

"There are lemons everywhere.

I have a banana."

I don't know why I said it like this, but this is the greatest thing I have ever said, I swear to god.

My school is literally just shitpost material.

Here's a list of things that has happened.

In the middle of class, my Mandarin teacher did a handstand pushup against the door simply because he wanted to. (He was one upped by a student.)

My maths teacher had painted nails because his daughter did them. Someone complimented them and he just went; "This one too?" and flipped them off.

One time, I was watching from my classroom as people passed by the door and a guy in my year walked by casually holding a large ass table.

A student has streaked around the oval and the hallways 2 or 3 times now.

Someone in my class was doing a presentation and pronounced '11' as 'eleventeen'.

Someone fell asleep in class and my teacher had everyone scream at the same time to wake him up.

Last year, we went on an excursion and we went to a Rome exhibit where my friend (@willspoopytacos) and I found a dagger and he seductively stroked it as I was trying to take a photo.

My School Is Literally Just Shitpost Material.

On the same excursion, we went to a second place (I can't remember what it was) and we got off the bus and someone was immediately T-posing under a tree. (I have a photo but I don't want to show his face.)

When we were waiting to get back on the bus, someone else awkwardly laid down on a short pole thing. It looked like something straight out of Skate 3 where you run into a ledge and just kind of... flop.

Also, where we went, there was this large hill, and as soon as everyone was allowed to move around freely, we all went rolling down the hill.

A girl got her phone taken away from her and it was put in a drawer of the teachers desk, so she gave her number to my friend. My friend repeatedly called her and you could hear her phone going off in the drawer. The teacher eventually got annoyed and gave it back.

One time, in P.E, I was injured, so I sat out. Everyone was playing some kind of tag dodgeball game where if you got hit with a ball, you were given a sash and you had to get other people out. The same girl came up to me and went; "Start talking to me.", so I did. Eventually, everyone got out and the teacher asked if anyone was left. She walked back out and just went "I'm still in.". This woman is an evil genuis and she scares me.

Last year, my HASS/SOSE teacher came marching down the hallway in full uniform with a nerf gun over his shoulder and he was blasting some sort of anthem. He then proceeded to shout commands in a different language. (I think it was German.)

I have a video of my friend playing a Papa's game and just going "aaAAaAaA" with a blank face.

At school discos, anytime 'Take On Me' plays, a conga line of people doing the dance for it forms and it usually lasts for the entire song. It gets ridiculously long sometimes.