My School Is Literally Just Shitpost Material PART 2

what is your favourite small cat with a big face?

Did you mean which is my favourite tiny face cat?

My favourite is the fancy dinner boi. You know the one.

Alhxua. Al-hex-you-a? I'll take it.

your demon name is whatever happens whn u type ur name with your chin. mine is rfryctk

What if someone remade "The Birds" but the birds were creepy humanoid things just like the "Cats" remake

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard ketchup man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

So, I was hungry and I was about to go to bed, so I asked my sister if I should have some fruit.

She said I should go get an apple if there are any left.

I went to go check and instead found a lot of lemons and a couple bananas. (My family has a lemon tree growing in our backyard.)

I grabbed a banana and went to tell my sister that there were no apples.

I went up to her meaning to tell her something along the lines of:

"There weren't any apples, just a bunch of lemons. I grabbed a banana instead."

Instead, because my brain works perfectly, I said with a shocked/disturbed look on my face:

"There are lemons everywhere.

I have a banana."

I don't know why I said it like this, but this is the greatest thing I have ever said, I swear to god.

hEwWo?

oBaMa?

He has different hoodies. Therefore, this has continued.

He is now...

Traffic cone mustard man.

Today, before class started, our teacher went outside to talk to some kids so I was just kind of waiting quietly. Then, my phone vibrated. I checked it and I see I got a text from a friend of mine who was sitting in the back of the class.

Literally all it was:

“(Classmate) looks like a traffic cone.”

I looked at the dude she was talking about and he was wearing this florescent orange hoodie.

I, obviously, found this hilarious. (I don’t like the guy she was talking about, btw.)

But like now I know that I will never see that dude the same way ever again.

He will always be the guy that looked like a traffic cone.

He is traffic cone man.

I accept your cats and as a thank you, here is one with an extra large boop snoot.

And now for a segment I like to call…

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

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And that’s my game idea.

And now for a segment I like to call...

Cats with tiny faces.

That’s it.