Mhm Steve Hyde And Jackie Are Literally Steve And Billy From St. Their Characters And I Don’t Know?

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Don't do that.

Steve: What?

Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Steve: ...

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Okay.

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

*draco and harry arguing*

Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now

Harry: *takes his glasses off*

the avengers’ favorite musicals:

tony stark: heathers

steve rogers: hamilton

bucky barnes: book of mormon

clint barton: be more chill

bruce banner: dear evan hansen

natasha romanoff: les miserables

thor: grease

loki: wicked

peter parker: a very potter musical

Is that Ron, Hermione, Draco and Harry? They even have the same character 🤔

Richie: *throwing rocks at Eddie’s window*

Eddie: You have a phone for a reason!

Richie’s phone: *thump*

Eddie: Did you just throw your FUCKING PHONE!