My Mom Kept Complaining That Our Cat Was Getting Too Fat And It Was My Fault Because I’m Spoiling Her

dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin:

the avengers’ favorite musicals:

tony stark: heathers

steve rogers: hamilton

bucky barnes: book of mormon

clint barton: be more chill

bruce banner: dear evan hansen

natasha romanoff: les miserables

thor: grease

loki: wicked

peter parker: a very potter musical

Snape: Potter.

Harry: Yes Sir?

Snape: Not you, your husband

Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?

Policeman: Please state your names.

Eddie: Don’t tell him, Richie.

Policeman: *writing down* Richie.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Richie: Nice job, Eddie.

Policeman: Richie and Eddie.

Richie: Fuck.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

Arguably one of the best lines ever featured on Glee

Harry: Where are you going?

Draco: Depends.

Draco: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Draco: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

“You told her the wave was seven feet.

You ran to her, on the beach.

There were seagulls.

She wore a hat with a blue ribbon.

A long dress with a blue and red flower.

Yellow sandals, covered in sand.

She was pretty.

She was really pretty.

And you…

You were happy.”