(Steve Is Getting Billy To Cover For Him At The Video Store)
(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)
Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?
Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.
Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?
Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?
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Well well well
Congrats to young parents:)
Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy
Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.
Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a damn ineffable soul:
the good omens fandom:
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