*loud Footsteps Approaching*

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay

It’s totally awesome

precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy

Otabek: ask your parents if it's okay to go out together

Yuri: i don't need their permission.

Yuuri: you can go

Yuri: thanks dad

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

i love these idiots

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

the types as things Albus Severus should've been named

I’m back after hiatus to shitpost in honor of July 31st & resurrect some old memes yay

ISFJ

INFP

ESFJ

ESFP

ENFJ 

INFJ

ESTP

ISTP

INTP

ENTP

ENFP

ENTJ 

ISFP

I STJ

INTJ

ESTJ