Person A: Wake Up B! We’re Going On An Adventure!

I feel u Levi.

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine

Person A: I love you

Person B: I love you too

Person A: *slams his hand on the table* I love you more

Draco: My father was always worried I’d be a homosexual. Well, I’m not.

Harry: Seriously it’s not that fu-

Draco: I’M BISEXUAL!!!

Person A: Wake up, darling!

Person B: *continues sleeping*

Person A: I made you coffee.

Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.

Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd