Harry Potter Character Vines That Butter My Beer Because I’m A Nerd

Steve: I really miss Billy, I can't believe he's dead

Billy waking up from a nap in the hospital: I'm right fucking here

Yuri P: so how exactly did you two crash the car?

Yuuri: we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road which Viktor didn’t notice. So I yelled, “Viktor, deer!”

Viktor: …

Yuuri: tell Yurio what your reply was, Viktor.

Viktor: “Yes, honey?”

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens 2019

Ravenclaw: Will you ever stop with the ‘I want to die’ crap?

Slytherin: I’ll stop when I’m dead, that’s for sure.

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”

precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

drarry social media au (that no one asked for) part 12/ ?

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