Draco: What Do You Call It When Someone Tries To Kill You?

Dudley: who's Cedric? your boyfriend?

Draco jumping out of the bushes: no you asshole im his boyfriend

Harry: ...

things you can overhear when Harry is teaching Draco how to cook

Draco: I made a conscious decision to use less salt this time. 

Harry: …

Draco: I wanted it to be more healthy.

Harry: …

Draco: it didn’t taste as good.

Harry: Yeah, you always were a salty bitch.

***wooden spoon clatters against the wall near Harry’s head***

It’s totally awesome

they’re totally not holding hands…. totally.. 

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd

Billy: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Max: I’m telling Steve.

Billy: (softly) No, wait.

drarry social media au (that no one asked for) part 12/ ?

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Me: hmmmm

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Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter

pansy: when you answer the phone, what do you say?

blaise: what up?

ron: who this be?

draco: no, he’s dead to me. this is his son

harry: draco no

but then i saw you