Eddie: You Know What Your Problem Is? You’re Really Cute, But No One Ever Taught You To Shut Your Piehole

The Magicians + HIMYM quotes | (insp.)

The blue and red paladin 🌟 

10 years later, and some things still never change. Merry Christmas, this shall be my drawing contribution this year TT v TT))/ 

when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.

@dreamerkx2 don’t you say that’s not me

Draco, monologuing: I am evil, I am darkness, people should quake at my presence. No human being could come close to the amount of evil in my sou-

Pansy: Oh look, a cat!

Draco, already squatting down to call it: Ooh Kitty! come kitty. You are just adorable, little kitty cat. Who’s adorable? You are! Oh yes you are! Awww, I just love you, oh yes I do, yes I do…

(Bonus if Harry is hiding behind the invincibility cloak having a heart attack.)

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?

Erwin: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Levi: No, my boyfriend caught me.

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a damn ineffable soul:

the good omens fandom: